Blurred Reflection

fuckyeahretailrobin:

[Image Description: Background is several triangles in a circle like a pie alternating from true red, scarlet and black. A robin is sitting on his perch looking to the right.

Top Text: “UH, NO. I DON’T NEED MY RECEIPT.”

Bottom Text: “NEITHER DO I.”]

Absolutely hate that shit. It popped into my mind after reading the robin about “hot lava” lol! I always say this, and it makes people confused and awkward, which I LOVE. To me, it’s just rude “uh yeah you can just throw that away for me” No bitch, just take your fucking receipt. Unless you’re buying a candy bar, in which case i’m like “do you want your receipt?” (because i SEE that incident coming if i don’t say something) ..JUST TAKE IT. crumple it up, throw it in your bag, toss it in the parking lot for all i give a fuck, just do not say “yeah throw that away” or “i don’t need it” .. how about i don’t give a fuck. geez.

I don’t agree with this Robin. I have a lot of people who don’t want their receipt and I toss it for them. I don’t mind at all since I have a garbage right there and most people don’t even want a bag. It’s the people who state they want their receipt in the bag and then complain that I put their receipt in the bag instead of giving it to them that annoy me. And the customers that throw the receipt at me like it’s on fire, too.

Thanks a ton to Bulls-I-Toy for sending me this really cool package of Avenger goodies! When I noticed this package on my door, it really made my day! ♥

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my-dinosaurlife:

uncommondreams:

techn0logic:

jordan-arentz:

scottishrose1028:

spanglemaker9:

i-mourn-the-wicked:

burnthecityoftroy:

… Her long hair, still wet from the shower, had been combed down her back in a wet swath. Hilda was sitting on the floor, her round, wet boobs still wet from the shower’s water. She dried off the water with a towel, which then became wet.
Hilda gasped when she saw a reflection in her bedroom mirror: through the slightly open door, she caught a glimpse of the chiseled abs and square jaw of the mysterious stranger who shared her cabin. She stood and spun around, her breasts swinging heavily with the momentum. She grabbed the door and flung it open, revealing shirtless Torolf (which was seriously his name) quivering with desire in the hallway.
Torolf was ashamed at being caught, but his shame made him even hotter – hotter for sex. He stepped into the room, and his bulging abs accidentally smushed into Hilda’s rich chest.
As Hilda’s buttermilk bosoms squished up against his granite abs, Torolf almost had a dick aneurysm.
“Hilda,” Torolf murmured thickly, his throbbing meat wand pressing against Hilda’s warm thighs. “There is a secret I need to not tell you: You are my forbidden desire.”
Hilda had been waiting to hear these words. Her heart was lifted on golden wings and soared toward a radiant sun of perfect joy. She saw herself and Torolf happy together, bathed in the golden light of love. Her snooch got all warm, too.
“Torolf,” Hilda moaned, her lush teats straining with desire. “I need you.”
Torolf, coarse abs pulsing softly in the moonlight, stood silently.
Hilda looked at him expectantly.
“Oh, sorry,” she added. “Torolf, I need you – sexually.”
At hearing those beautiful words, Torolf flexed his rough-hewn abs and Hilda found herself being guided to her soft bed by the sheer force of Torolf’s undulating midsection. She parted her thighs in anticipation, exposing the soft pink petals of her clunge.
Torolf entered her like she was a lottery. His engorged pecker pushed inside her and she felt fulfilled with sexual fulfillment.
Hilda clutched at the bedsheets with lust and ecstasy and her hands. Her spongy love mountains hurled to and fro with each pounding. Her body was like a beautiful flower that was opening and somebody was pushing their dick inside it.
Then Torolf moaned, arched his back, and suffered from dick Parkinson’s. He pumped in all of his hot pearlescent sperms as Hilda spasmed with so many orgasms!
The two lay still for a moment as the stinky scent of lovemaking billowed around the room.
Hilda got out of bed, still shimmering with orgasm. She glowed with contentment, like a cat who ate the cream of the crop.
She walked across the room and picked up her towel, still wet with shower water. “Torolf,” she said softly, “there’s something I have to tell you…”
But her bed was empty.
Torolf was gone, escaped out the bedroom window. In the distance, Hilda heard the fading sound of galloping abs.

this is so terrible

I want so bad to make a dramatic reading of this

I lost it at throbbing meat wand omg

what.

i want this on my blog forever holy shit

holy

shit

“galloping abs”

Torolf entered her like she was a lottery.

I completely lost my shit at

dick aneurysm

meat wand

I need you- sexually

LOVE MOUNTAINS

DICK PARKINSON’S

GALLOPING ABS

THIS IS BEAUTIFUL

A COMPLETE MASTERPIECE

I can’t breathe, I’m laughing so fucking hard.

dying.

Why did I ever think I could write smut when there was this in the world?

OMG… throbbing meat wand? Spongy love mountains? No wonder I can’t seem to get my lemons right. *snort*

dick Parkinson’s

Her body was like a beautiful flower that was opening and somebody was pushing their dick inside it.

This is the most painful, embarrassing thing I have ever read.

I will never again doubt my ability to write porn.

…Dick aneurysm. Galloping abs.

I just… I can’t. Omg.

“Torolf entered her like she was a lottery.”
….he was picking random numbers and hoping for the best?

prgirlsrock:

Hello Gold ranger an…..

First female red ranger!

WAIT WHAT IS GOING ON.
*head explodes* 

fuckyeahretailrobin:

My manager does this all the time.  Every week our schedule ends up with a couple one or two hour long gaps between my shift ending and the start of the next person’s shift. My manager usually knows this the day the new schedule comes out but doesn’t do anything about it until that day, and when he asks me to stay late I almost always have plans because I actually try to have a life outside of this job.  Whenever I tell him I can’t work late he always tries to “sneakily” find out if I’m telling the truth by quizzing me about every little detail of what I’m doing after work, not that it would matter if I were lying or not, if I don’t want to work late then that’s my choice.

I had to check to make sure I didn’t submit this one. LOL

My manager does this CONSTANTLY. It’s not like I call-in or want time off often. But, when I do it’s like playing 20 questions. And, even if I tell her, she always compares it to HER life and HER problems. She’s the manager, she has no right to complain about working so many hours. If she doesn’t want to work that many hours, then she should just step down from her position. It’s not like she actually works the hours she’s scheduled, anyway.

One time, I had to leave early for a Doctor’s Appointment and a co-worker overheard me talking to my mother over the phone about seeing a movie afterwards. The Co-Worker then told my boss that I did NOT in fact have a doctor’s appointment, but instead, had gone ONLY to the movies. When I tried to explain that the co-worker heard me wrong, she yelled at me for a good hour about how I shouldn’t lie to her just to get out of work. This also happened to a Co-Worker who went in to have some teeth work done. The manager said that doctors  appointments weren’t vital to her health and didn’t allow her to have the time off. :/

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First of all Epic LOL

Second of all, my old meme has been used! Holy Cheese on a Stick!

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